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Top 10 Gay vehicles

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Hear me out

On my way home a guy came past with his Porche Cayenne, and I thought to myself that’s pretty gay.

Google is your friend and these are the top ten gay vehicles.

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Only a few available in our market
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Mike those are old lists & based on

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Yes, very US centric....

But no surprise that the Wrangler is on both lists....
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Once you drop a Lexus V8 in the Wrangler the problem is solved.
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Chris Stoffel wrote:Once you drop a Lexus V8 in the Wrangler the problem is solved.
Not really. It just becomes hillbilly gay.

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XJ Junkie wrote:
Thu Nov 15, 2018 6:04 pm
Mike those are old lists & based on Image

I did say only a few are available in our market.

But.

Give your top 10 gay vehicles available in SA
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The top ones that immediately spring to mind for SA (specifically Cape Town):

1. VW Up!
2. Toyota Prius
3. Crayfish coloured Jeep Wrangler JKU

Other than that I can’t think of any....
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If I may:

Prius
VW Up
Renault Clio
Fortuner
Evoque
Porche Cayenne
Mazda MX5
Merc bakkie
BMW 320
Mini, any Mini
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Renault Duster 4x2 petrol
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Chris Stoffel wrote:Once you drop a Lexus V8 in the Wrangler the problem is solved.
Don’t worry Chris, us TJ drivers are actually lesbians Image


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Jeanvn wrote:
Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:22 pm
Chris Stoffel wrote:Once you drop a Lexus V8 in the Wrangler the problem is solved.
Don’t worry Chris, us TJ drivers are actually lesbians Image


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Was about to say; I’m just a lesbian trapped in this ugly body


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KurtG wrote:
Thu Nov 15, 2018 6:55 pm
The top ones that immediately spring to mind for SA (specifically Cape Town):

1. VW Up!
2. Toyota Prius
3. Crayfish coloured Jeep Wrangler JKU

Other than that I can’t think of any....
Immagine you have or had all three of those?

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Mike Nel wrote:
KurtG wrote:
Thu Nov 15, 2018 6:55 pm
The top ones that immediately spring to mind for SA (specifically Cape Town):

1. VW Up!
2. Toyota Prius
3. Crayfish coloured Jeep Wrangler JKU

Other than that I can’t think of any....
Immagine you have or had all three of those?

Call me gay, but I wouldn’t mind a Rubicon. A white one preferably
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Mike Nel wrote:
Fri Nov 16, 2018 6:24 am
KurtG wrote:
Thu Nov 15, 2018 6:55 pm
The top ones that immediately spring to mind for SA (specifically Cape Town):

1. VW Up!
2. Toyota Prius
3. Crayfish coloured Jeep Wrangler JKU

Other than that I can’t think of any....
Immagine you have or had all three of those?

Call me gay, but I wouldn’t mind a Rubicon. A white one preferably
You're close anyway - the Camel Humping Ragheads LOVE both your Appliances and if you enjoy shagging camels, men are just a small step away .................... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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