Rant about campsites

[Mike Nel]

I make the 2nd best braai broodjies

[Mad Manny]

There are many things I don't understand, like how woman manage, when pulling away on an incline, to roll the car back exactly 400mm, then make the back of the vehicle drop down before it rises as they pull off...

Another thing I don't get is Braai Broodjies., it basically a k@k Jaffle/snackwich sarmie.
Also you are about to eat the meat and the potato bake/pap/salad or whatever 'bykosse' the host has provided, why for then this unstructured waffle????

[Trolly Fan]

You can braai 6 braaibroodjies on one grid, but only one waffle at a time.
If someone can make a 'six waffle toeklap rooster thing', then braaibroodjies may go extinct...

[Mad Manny]

Just buy 2 of the 3 Jaffel hobbies...

[Hedgehog]

You guys can waffle all you like but a jaffle is never a braai broodjie.

[Mike Nel]

If you don't like braai broodjies, then there is something seriously wrong with you.

[jakeslouw]

If you don't like pap & sous, there is something even more wrong with you...........oh wait, nobody in Slaapstad eats pap & sous.

[Mad Manny]

A Braai Broodjie is what happens when you use Boer Maak n Plan logic to make a proper pressed Toasted Sarmie.

[Mike Nel]

If you don't like pap & sous, there is something even more wrong with you...........oh wait, nobody in Slaapstad eats pap & sous.

I’m a Vrystaater living in Cape Town

I have pap en sous, skilpaadjies, afval, skaapkop, pap en marog often enough thank you very much

[Ricof4e]

There are many things I don't understand, like how woman manage, when pulling away on an incline, to roll the car back exactly 400mm, then make the back of the vehicle drop down before it rises as they pull off...

Another thing I don't get is Braai Broodjies., it basically a k@k Jaffle/snackwich sarmie.
Also you are about to eat the meat and the potato bake/pap/salad or whatever 'bykosse' the host has provided, why for then this unstructured waffle????

In 1488 Bartolomeu Dias erected a stone cross at Lüderitzbucht (now Lüderitz), Namibia. He celebrated the event with a braai broodjie. Be like your ancestors: don't eat a braaibroodjie, just go and f#*k off on a boat for a few months.

[Mad Manny]

When Diaz arrived he erected the Cross and named the place Angra Pequena. Franz Adolf Lüderitz was only born on 16 July 1834, 350 years after Batholmew Dias founded the place....
So it had no Luder-anything in its name back then Numbnut....

[Ricof4e]

Ai porra, I am well aware... (btw your google skills have gotten much better).

[Mike Nel]

Do you eat your braai broodjie with a knife and fork or do you use your hands?

[Redman]

I prefer to make my braaibroodjies in the airfrier....

[jakeslouw]

I prefer to make my braaibroodjies in the airfrier....

Yes, because you live in a Nanny State that bans all fires...........