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jakeslouw wrote: ↑
Fri Aug 05, 2022 9:25 am
Ricof4e wrote: ↑
Fri Aug 05, 2022 8:57 am
 Does a warrior style appeal to you?
I think I just said so? Or do you attach an alternative meaning to warrior style?
No alternative meaning. Just suspicious of the amount of testosterone in your body :D
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Ricof4e wrote: ↑
Fri Aug 05, 2022 9:48 am
No alternative meaning. Just suspicious of the amount of testosterone in your body :D
I want a bakkie to look like a bakkie, not a metrosexual mommy's taxi. For that there are softroaders and crossovers.
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FUN FACT:
people who reply to the last post in a Thread but feel the need to quote that post are sexually aroused by their mothers.
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:lol: Sounds like you
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Mad Manny wrote: ↑
Fri Aug 05, 2022 12:53 pm
 FUN FACT:
people who reply to the last post in a Thread but feel the need to quote that post are sexually aroused by their mothers.
Sorry porra
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Can one use "aroused" and "porra mother" in the same sentence?



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Here are a few Porras Jakes...
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Not mommies. Porra mommies have moustaches.

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… they do look like Mediterranean Rangers …
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jakeslouw wrote: ↑
Sun Aug 07, 2022 5:00 pm
 Not mommies. Porra mommies have moustaches.

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Is it true that porra men have moustaches so that they can look like their mothers?
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So my neighbors new Kapoen V6 Wildtrak left on a lowbed this morning...

Electrical issues, driver display (instrument cluster) and center console just goes blank/dead. They also had the emergency brakes apply at over 80km/h for no apparent reason. Apparently a few of those cases around. I hope that it's not too serious and that they get him sorted out.

I'll have a chat with him this afternoon and see if he has heard anything back from Ford.
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Redman wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:36 am
 So my neighbors new Kapoen V6 Wildtrak left on a lowbed this morning...

Electrical issues, driver display (instrument cluster) and center console just goes blank/dead. They also had the emergency brakes apply at over 80km/h for no apparent reason. Apparently a few of those cases around. I hope that it's not too serious and that they get him sorted out.

I'll have a chat with him this afternoon and see if he has heard anything back from Ford.
A bakkie with emergency brakes! Wow!
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Yip, it seems that in Oz the new Ranger does most of its traveling on a flatbed.
Not sure what's going on.
But only Cnuts buy Fords and Ozzies are all Cnuts, so, who cares....
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Hedgehog wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 13, 2023 5:55 am
A bakkie with emergency brakes! Wow!
Quite impressive specs on the new Ranger... Must admit I was quite impressed with the lane centering and lane keeping system. Probably the best on any bakkies currently in the market in my opinion (traffic sign recognition also works pretty nice)

Not that helpful on the back of a towtruck, but still impressive systems when they work
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