Maxxis Tyres

The most important 0-60km/h in history!!!

Offroad Vehicle Specific Discussions
User avatar
KurtG
Location: London
Has thanked: 11 times
Been thanked: 13 times
Posts: 2405
Joined: Fri Mar 30, 2018 12:52 pm

The most important 0-60km/h in history!!!

#1

Post by KurtG »

This is going to make Chas a little aroused, me thinks.

Enjoy [emoji1360]

https://youtu.be/YjFzhFHyYl4
Flex is overrated

HenriSteyn
Location: The Coast
Has thanked: 466 times
Been thanked: 116 times
Posts: 1058
Joined: Thu May 31, 2018 2:52 pm

#2

Post by HenriSteyn »

Shocking!

AndreasR
Location: Ekurhuleni
Has thanked: 185 times
Been thanked: 250 times
Posts: 1194
Joined: Tue Apr 03, 2018 6:04 pm

#3

Post by AndreasR »

Question. What engine do you run to keep your electric winch working. Is there a petrol gennie in the back.

How funny it would be. You get stuck. Winch out. Then have no power left to get home.

I suppose it would be like most Defenders.

You sit and wait for help.

User avatar
Mad Manny
Location: Johannesburg
Has thanked: 781 times
Been thanked: 1313 times
Posts: 7187
Joined: Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:31 am

#4

Post by Mad Manny »

Kurt's Cockwomble does another pointless test of 2 pointless vehicles to promote his tossbox used car sales site.
R3million for a Defender with a range of less than 250km.

You could barely drive to a trail, play and drive home.
"No one ever got stuck - in mid air!"

2010 Fortuner D-4D 4x4 'Fearless'
2006 Conqueror Conquest 'Gearless'

User avatar
KurtG
Location: London
Has thanked: 11 times
Been thanked: 13 times
Posts: 2405
Joined: Fri Mar 30, 2018 12:52 pm

#5

Post by KurtG »

Manny, you missed the most important part of the video. You can accelerate a Defender in like under 6 seconds, that’s critically important for off-roading [emoji51]
Flex is overrated

BushWacker
Location: Johannesburg
Has thanked: 295 times
Been thanked: 150 times
Posts: 2004
Joined: Tue Apr 03, 2018 6:27 pm

#6

Post by BushWacker »

... well I was just thinking , that now that Kurt
is a thrifty exploiting Brit ... he could plug his new Landy
in and run his whole house off it at night and then
during the day, while he's loitering in his office ,
'at work' , his car could be recharging in the basement
... all at at company expense !
The Spirit of Ubuntu Mahala !!!!
... Famous Fiver VoorLoper ...
... Veni Vidi Vici ...

User avatar
LesseW
Location: Tshwane
Has thanked: 53 times
Been thanked: 58 times
Posts: 901
Joined: Tue May 29, 2018 4:03 pm

#7

Post by LesseW »

I am in awe how much Chas drinks daily, really. What a champ!
Land Cruiser 200VX
FJ Cruiser
Bushlapa Baobab 4

User avatar
KurtG
Location: London
Has thanked: 11 times
Been thanked: 13 times
Posts: 2405
Joined: Fri Mar 30, 2018 12:52 pm

#8

Post by KurtG »


[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Flex is overrated

BushWacker
Location: Johannesburg
Has thanked: 295 times
Been thanked: 150 times
Posts: 2004
Joined: Tue Apr 03, 2018 6:27 pm

#9

Post by BushWacker »

LesseW wrote:
Sat Jul 10, 2021 6:33 pm
I am in awe how much Chas drinks daily, really. What a champ!
Wessel !
... well thats rich from he who staggers around his
rig in shallow puddles on a mild morning drive !
Attachments
53348A03-2DFE-45E9-AF97-67977EFDDAB9.jpeg
... Famous Fiver VoorLoper ...
... Veni Vidi Vici ...

User avatar
Johannes
Location: Pretoria
Has thanked: 376 times
Been thanked: 38 times
Posts: 824
Joined: Thu Apr 05, 2018 4:16 am

#10

Post by Johannes »

Eish Wessel . Thats a low blow

Ricof4e
Location: Nambia
Has thanked: 610 times
Been thanked: 256 times
Posts: 1766
Joined: Tue Apr 03, 2018 3:40 pm

#11

Post by Ricof4e »

I've seen vibrators get quicker to 60.
Ranger Mildtrak
Scorpio Curry Cruiser
A tos-lookin', lunchbox, lipstick and powder puff carryin' home-built trailer

User avatar
KurtG
Location: London
Has thanked: 11 times
Been thanked: 13 times
Posts: 2405
Joined: Fri Mar 30, 2018 12:52 pm

#12

Post by KurtG »

Ricoffy wrote:I've seen vibrators get quicker to 60.
It is quite disturbing that you have seen vibrators get to 60
Flex is overrated

User avatar
Shane
Location: Hennenman/Virginia
Has thanked: 77 times
Been thanked: 95 times
Posts: 1014
Joined: Sun Jul 21, 2019 10:29 pm

#13

Post by Shane »

Johannes wrote:Eish Wessel . Thats a low blow
Truth hurts [emoji1787]

User avatar
LesseW
Location: Tshwane
Has thanked: 53 times
Been thanked: 58 times
Posts: 901
Joined: Tue May 29, 2018 4:03 pm

#14

Post by LesseW »

I was dead sober there Chas, if only I was pissed then I would’ve reached the other side easily...
Land Cruiser 200VX
FJ Cruiser
Bushlapa Baobab 4

BushWacker
Location: Johannesburg
Has thanked: 295 times
Been thanked: 150 times
Posts: 2004
Joined: Tue Apr 03, 2018 6:27 pm

#15

Post by BushWacker »

... ja Boet ... !!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
... Famous Fiver VoorLoper ...
... Veni Vidi Vici ...

Post Reply