Manny....
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Manny....
Got this story via a mutual friend.
Seems Manny spent the weekend in jail.
A Cop on the Woesrand walks out in the street and sees Manny
coming down the main street with nothing on but his hair and his boots (and his mask obviously)
so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you walking around
like this?"
Manny says, "Well it's like this. I was in the bar down the
road and this pretty little red head asks me to come home with her . So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off
my shirt... so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my
pants so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my
shorts ...so I did.
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to
town big boy... '.
"And here I am."
Seems Manny spent the weekend in jail.
A Cop on the Woesrand walks out in the street and sees Manny
coming down the main street with nothing on but his hair and his boots (and his mask obviously)
so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you walking around
like this?"
Manny says, "Well it's like this. I was in the bar down the
road and this pretty little red head asks me to come home with her . So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off
my shirt... so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my
pants so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my
shorts ...so I did.
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to
town big boy... '.
"And here I am."
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Apparently the house doctor has wrecked tile problems.
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Must be fake news - Manny refuses to wear a mask, even though he should be on a permanent basis, Covid or no Covid.........
I refuse to be POLITICALLY CORRECT to impress others - Deal with it
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FLEX is UNDERRATED

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I hope that wasn’t our Manny.
If he got hosed down the hair would clog up all of Cape Towns drains!
If he got hosed down the hair would clog up all of Cape Towns drains!
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