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Mike Nel wrote:If you fit BFG’s with the white lettering on the outside - just for the show...
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit.
Donder! :D :lol:
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If you've driven a late model Double Cab 4x4 & commented that 'The ride is too hard'...
...you may be too soft to be a 4x4 Tappit.
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If you've gone wheelin' wearing slops (Flip Flops)...
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit.
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If you've fitted bigger diameter tyres (higher profile) & then complained your consumption increased...
...not taking the mathematical distance change into account...
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit.
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If you think an AWD soft roader is the ultimate 4x4...
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit.




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Mike Nel wrote:If you fit BFG’s with the white lettering on the outside - just for the show...
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit.
Oops, but in my defence, I bought the rims with the rubber fitted this way, and decided to worry about it if the balancing became an issue.
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If you join a 4x4 club and pay the annual fees every year, but never attend any off-road events arranged by said club, EVER...

...you may be a 4x4 knobhead!

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If you do a performance mod on your turbo diesel engine like a chip, remap or adjusting the diesel pump & now your life is dictated by an EGT gauge....
You may be a 4x4 Tappit

Tappits do not know what AFR means...




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... If you buy a Dash Board cover that covers the passenger airbag
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Apparently I am a 4x4 Tappit


But here are some more:
If you paint your bosbreker white...
If you only know how to/can only braai meat on a fire..
If you cannot join two sentences around the campfire without saying Fork...
If you can only 4x4 on Saturdays, because Sundays you need to eat by Ma... (And then piss on everyone who does not join you.)
If you build your own SFA...And then break/roll it and complain about it..
If you have gazillion 4x4 projects going.... In your back yard
If you have a toolbox on your bonnet...
If you have Camil shocks
If you only use 2nd gear low...
If you think "sending it" is the only way...

Let me breath a bit.
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I see you managed to nail Sakkie, SwartJan, Reenen, BFreeSani & a few others in one fell swoop... :lol:

BTW: Most of the 'Saturday Only' guys prefer Saturdays because they can't go to work with a hangover...
Besides, they need Sunday to repair the damage...
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Mike Nel wrote:If you fit BFG’s with the white lettering on the outside - just for the show...
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit.
Is there any other reason ?


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grips wrote:If you do a performance mod on your turbo diesel engine like a chip, remap or adjusting the diesel pump & now your life is dictated by an EGT gauge....
You may be a 4x4 Tappit

Tappits do not know what AFR means...
I actually don't know what AFR means...ImageImageImage.

Please enlighten me?

Unless it's Air/Fuel ratio?

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If you feel the need to drag race any other 4x4 stopped next to you at the robot...
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit.
Sadly don't own an offroader. It's too flat living on a small island.
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If you own an automatic Amarok (which has no Low Range transfer case)...
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit.
Flex is overrated
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