You may be a 4x4 Tappit if...

[Mad Manny]

Jeff Foxworthy is an American comedian who does a "You may be a redneck if..." skit.
He does this in a Southern twang & it's rather funny.

For Example;
If your front porch collapses killing more than 3 dogs...
...you may be a Redneck...

If the directions to your house include the phrase 'Turn onto the dirt road...'
...you may be a Redneck...

You get the picture.

So I thought it would be nice if we did our own version...

"You may be a 4x4 Tappit if..."

[david bfreesani]

If your wife needs an empty Coke Crate or ladder to assist her getting up into your 4x4...
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit.

If you judge when its time to wash your 4x4, by checking how much mud you are carrying at the weigh bridge....
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit.

[Mad Manny]

If you have a Light Bar on your 4x4...
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit.

If you have a snorkel & ARB bumper, but still have the stock running boards...
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit.

If you have more than 3 items of camo clothing...
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit.

If you have matt black stick on mud (a la Raptor kit) stuck on your 4x4...
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit.

If your most of your upgrades are cosmetic, rather than functional....
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit.

If you have a Chocolate Starfish decal on your door...
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit.

If you have a Military Green Jerry can on your diesel 4x4...
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit.

If you have a John Deere sticker on your 4x4, but don't own a John Deere tractor...
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit.

If you have a shovel & an axe bolted to your roof, but you can't get them off because the bolts have rusted shut...
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit.

If you are a sticker spotter...
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit.

If you have to crack a beer or a Klippies & Cola at the start of a trail...
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit.

If you have a modded 4x4 but rims over 18"s....
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit.

If you go to the same trail over & over but skip the major obstacles...
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit.

If you've fitted 33" muds & chipped the motor & then 'klap it' and snap CV's & don't understand why...
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit.

If you shackles don't fit through the recovery points, but you've already painted them bright red & don't want to enlarge the hole...
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit.

If you believe the towball is OK for a recovery...
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit.

[KurtG]

If you take photos of your food every day and post it on forums but don’t have any off-roading photos on your phone...
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit.

If you buy Hankook Dynapro or General Grabbers for off-roading because Leisure Wheels said they were good on tar...
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit.

[KurtG]

......if you have D-shackles (instead of rated bow shackles) attached permanently to your vehicle’s tie down points.

......if you still have a chrome nudge bar on your 4x4.

......if you complain about the noise of mud terrains on your 4x4.

[Mad Manny]

If you go to great lengths to get a 'Two Way' VHF Radio without simply going through ORRA because "You are a rebel"...
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit.

[Mike Nel]

If you don’t deflate tires
...... you may be a 4x4 tappit

[AndreasR]

If you put your name down for every event but never pitch...
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit...

[Mad Manny]

If you don't know what IFS & SFA are, but you'll put the stickers on your 4x4 if you are given some...
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit.

[Mad Manny]

If you believe a snorkel gives you a few extra kilowatts because it 'Ram Air Cools' the Intercooler...
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit.

[Mad Manny]

If you've named your 4x4 & put the name on your 4x4....
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit.

[Mike Nel]

If you've named your 4x4 & put the name on your 4x4....
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit.

This is you

[Mad Manny]

If you've retro-fitted a Rear View Camera to your 4x4...
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit...

[Mad Manny]

This is you

Where on my 4x4 is the name displayed?

[Mad Manny]

If you believe you get stuck often because "I had it chipped now it just digs in"...
...you may be a 4x4 Tappit.