Boskamp buite Greyton

[Reenen]

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[Reenen]

[Mad Manny]

The MOST IMPORTANT thing to remember when building ablutions at camp sites & caravan parks is to stick to the SAABC.
The South African Ablution Building Code states:

* Doors musty open inwards, particularly if the room is small - this creates maximum difficulty when leaving.

* All tiling must be done by a non-tiler who remains drunk while tiling.

* Make sure there is ABSOLUTELY no step or shelf or base to put stuff on to force users to put their stuff on the floor.

* Only provide ONE hook for clothes, toiletry bags, towels etc. Make it flimsy so it breaks easily.

* Make sure the floor is out of level so water pools in the center.

* Have loose sand directly outside so persons bring dirt in, which, with the water puddle, creates maximum mess.

* Position the shower head to said water spraying out the shower & helping with swamp creation.

* Toilet doors must be almost impossible to secure, also, if they can swing open when not secured - that would be great.

* Have nowhere in the shower to put staff like soap, shampoo, tooth brushes, shavers & shaving cream.


Reenen - I'm not sure how you've built yours, but almost every Ablution at every site I've been to complies with these rules.
The only exception is Manzi Maningi where we had the 2017 Club Year End Function...

[Reenen]

Is ok. Jy hoef nie hierheen te kom nie, is way below jou standaard.

Vir die res, die kamp se naam is nie verniet Vatikaki. Moet nie jou kak myne maak...

As jy nie vol pretensies is, is jy welkom om verniet te kamp.
As jy egter vol yuppie kak en verwagtings is, gaan soek vir jou n milenial yuppie kampplek.

[Mad Manny]

Reenen, I understand you are of diminished intellect, so perhaps get someone to re-read my post to you again.
The 400 years of inbreeding are beginning to show....

[Reenen]

Ignorance is a bliss

[Mike Nel]

The MOST IMPORTANT thing to remember when building ablutions at camp sites & caravan parks is to stick to the SAABC.
The South African Ablution Building Code states:

* Doors musty open inwards, particularly if the room is small - this creates maximum difficulty when leaving.

* All tiling must be done by a non-tiler who remains drunk while tiling.

* Make sure there is ABSOLUTELY no step or shelf or base to put stuff on to force users to put their stuff on the floor.

* Only provide ONE hook for clothes, toiletry bags, towels etc. Make it flimsy so it breaks easily.

* Make sure the floor is out of level so water pools in the center.

* Have loose sand directly outside so persons bring dirt in, which, with the water puddle, creates maximum mess.

* Position the shower head to said water spraying out the shower & helping with swamp creation.

* Toilet doors must be almost impossible to secure, also, if they can swing open when not secured - that would be great.

* Have nowhere in the shower to put staff like soap, shampoo, tooth brushes, shavers & shaving cream.


Reenen - I'm not sure how you've built yours, but almost every Ablution at every site I've been to complies with these rules.
The only exception is Manzi Maningi where we had the 2017 Club Year End Function...

Niks wat Manny hier kwyt raak moet hoegenaamd as feite beskou word nie

[KurtG]

I think there was some sarcasm on this thread today.... I can sense it [emoji1787]

[Apocalypse]

You have a stunning piece of land Reenen!

It's great that you choose to share it so freely!

Ignore Manny. he's just scared of bending over to pick up the soap after boarding school.

Hell. I think about it.... Just hope you never walk in on him while he's picking up the soap. Thats a horrible thought. I'm just popping off to stab out my mind's eye....

[Mad Manny]

I was sarcastically answering Reenen's question about what I have noticed at most campsite ablutions I have been to.
I made it so clear that I was not referring to his campsite, but rather the failings of MOST campsites I've been to that even a crayon munching retard would understand.

I will dumb down my posts to "Western Cape" level in future...

Just to be clear for those living in the Western Cape:
I listed my findings at most Ablutions at many campsites I have visited.
I have not seen Reenen's and I have not been there.
The SAABC is fictitious body & does not exist (fictitious means I made it up).

Back to your Crayon's boys...

[Striker63]

Wow what a stunning view, and would love to go swimming in that mountain stream, took a drive on all the back roads coming back from cape town last year, went over franshoek pass only driving gravel from there to riviersonderend, so i went through Greyton, lovely trip...hope your offer is still good when next i get a trip to cape town in this year...

[Oppies3800]

I will have to come and see how it looks now

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[ThysleRoux]

I was sarcastically answering Reenen's question about what I have noticed at most campsite ablutions I have been to.
I made it so clear that I was not referring to his campsite, but rather the failings of MOST campsites I've been to that even a crayon munching retard would understand.

I will dumb down my posts to "Western Cape" level in future...

Just to be clear for those living in the Western Cape:
I listed my findings at most Ablutions at many campsites I have visited.
I have not seen Reenen's and I have not been there.
The SAABC is fictitious body & does not exist (fictitious means I made it up).

Back to your Crayon's boys...

Oh, Malman, untie the knot in your knickers - it is restricting the flow of blood to your brain!!!

[Oppies3800]

I was sarcastically answering Reenen's question about what I have noticed at most campsite ablutions I have been to.
I made it so clear that I was not referring to his campsite, but rather the failings of MOST campsites I've been to that even a crayon munching retard would understand.

I will dumb down my posts to "Western Cape" level in future...

Just to be clear for those living in the Western Cape:
I listed my findings at most Ablutions at many campsites I have visited.
I have not seen Reenen's and I have not been there.
The SAABC is fictitious body & does not exist (fictitious means I made it up).

Back to your Crayon's boys...

Oh, Malman, untie the knot in your knickers - it is restricting the flow of blood to your brain!!! [emoji38]

What brain?

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[Disco Nic]

Reneen, I’m going to make a plan to come spend a weekend there in July.