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Mad Manny wrote:
Mon Aug 22, 2022 4:55 pm
The BAIC B40 is basically a Wrangler, but for poor straight people...


BTW: its IFS...
1) Chinese people also have hairdressers?
2) Wranglers don't have IFS, so it ain't a poor persons Wrangler.......

Hilux's and Fortuna's have IFS for non-straight people who like driving something boring, white, and with stupid stickers on it like John Deere (while they live in a Ruimsig clusterfck estate) or Toyboataholics (for alcoholics with Toyotas).

"Articulation" for Toyota drivers means being like Charlize : scrubbing the Benoni out of your English.
"the formation of clear and distinct sounds in speech."
"the articulation of vowels and consonants"

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Mad Manny wrote:
Mon Aug 08, 2022 6:25 pm
The JAC Shuailing T8 & the GWM Poer/Cannon/P-Series both run of knock off 2.0 milk bottle Amarok motors, do they not?
JAC is a knock off VW.

The GWM runs a knock off Toyota Diesel.

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JAC will be introducing the new T9 in Kangarooville in 2023.

With the T9 they've answered the age old question of what a grill will look like if you asked the designer of the BMW M3 & M4 grill to copy a Jeep grill.

One thing is for sure, you won't be able to complain about airflow onto the radiator with the T9
JAC-T9-1.jpg

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Looks like the designers son had just fitted those Tin Grin dental braces and it inspired him...
"No one ever got stuck - in mid air!"

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A Guinea fowl will penetrate that one nicely...

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A normal plastic grill on any modern vehicle doesn't stand a chance against a Guinea fowl.
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Are they really from Guinea?
"No one ever got stuck - in mid air!"

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Mad Manny wrote:
Mon Dec 12, 2022 10:12 pm
Are they really from Guinea?
That was a fowl joke.

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Mad Manny wrote:
Mon Dec 12, 2022 10:12 pm
Are they really from Guinea?
Pappa knew
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Jeez and you guys say I am bad with dad jokes...



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No, no Willem, we said "...as a dad, you are a bad joke.. "
"No one ever got stuck - in mid air!"

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So, Willem…

How’s the Fong Kong holding up?

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