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The most important 0-60km/h in history!!!

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The most important 0-60km/h in history!!!

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This is going to make Chas a little aroused, me thinks.

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https://youtu.be/YjFzhFHyYl4
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Shocking!

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Question. What engine do you run to keep your electric winch working. Is there a petrol gennie in the back.

How funny it would be. You get stuck. Winch out. Then have no power left to get home.

I suppose it would be like most Defenders.

You sit and wait for help.

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Kurt's Cockwomble does another pointless test of 2 pointless vehicles to promote his tossbox used car sales site.
R3million for a Defender with a range of less than 250km.

You could barely drive to a trail, play and drive home.
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Manny, you missed the most important part of the video. You can accelerate a Defender in like under 6 seconds, that’s critically important for off-roading
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... well I was just thinking , that now that Kurt
is a thrifty exploiting Brit ... he could plug his new Landy
in and run his whole house off it at night and then
during the day, while he's loitering in his office ,
'at work' , his car could be recharging in the basement
... all at at company expense !
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I am in awe how much Chas drinks daily, really. What a champ!
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Flex is overrated

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LesseW wrote:
Sat Jul 10, 2021 6:33 pm
I am in awe how much Chas drinks daily, really. What a champ!
Wessel !
... well thats rich from he who staggers around his
rig in shallow puddles on a mild morning drive !
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Eish Wessel . Thats a low blow

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I've seen vibrators get quicker to 60.
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Ricoffy wrote:I've seen vibrators get quicker to 60.
It is quite disturbing that you have seen vibrators get to 60
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Johannes wrote:Eish Wessel . Thats a low blow
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I was dead sober there Chas, if only I was pissed then I would’ve reached the other side easily...
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... ja Boet ... !!!
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