Boggins, Tappits & Patrolholics
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Ian, you should make a bumper sticker for your Patrol: "ASPW APPROVED"
Ranger Mildtrak
Scorpio Curry Cruiser
A tos-lookin', lunchbox, lipstick and powder puff carryin' home-built trailer
Scorpio Curry Cruiser
A tos-lookin', lunchbox, lipstick and powder puff carryin' home-built trailer
- iandvl
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Nah thanks. I'll definitely pass...
I'm sort of OK with stickers for now. My 4x4com sticker has been modified to suit my status. I definitely don't want an ASPW sticker.
The only sticker I can think of which I want to have printed is for the inside of the petrol flap. It must look like this...
Ian de Villiers
Patrol 4.5 GRX
Jurgens XT65 2x0 with Super Select Zero
ORRA: H80
Patrol 4.5 GRX
Jurgens XT65 2x0 with Super Select Zero
ORRA: H80
- iandvl
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Oh. The Greta "How Dare You" sticker I want.
But... I just thought that I'd probably also like to get myself a GFYS** sticker so that I can remember my lawnmower repairing friends.
** - Good For You Sir - just so that we are clear on that.
But... I just thought that I'd probably also like to get myself a GFYS** sticker so that I can remember my lawnmower repairing friends.
** - Good For You Sir - just so that we are clear on that.
Ian de Villiers
Patrol 4.5 GRX
Jurgens XT65 2x0 with Super Select Zero
ORRA: H80
Patrol 4.5 GRX
Jurgens XT65 2x0 with Super Select Zero
ORRA: H80
- Mad Manny
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Ian, you & every other guy on this Forum are far from being a Boggin (or Bogan) or a Tappit or a Holic.
To qualify you need to:
* Prioritize mods over maintenance (Fit 35's but your brake lights are faulty.
* Prioritize poser items over essentials (Lightbar before Bashplates for example).
* Use as much gusto as you can to do an obstacle, then jump out, raise your arms & say Woohoo! like you just conquered Everest
* Think that MILF includes your own mom.
* Belong to a Sticker Spotter group *.
* Say 'Ag issit, hey' when some points out your are not playing by the rules.
* Have scant respect for nature & the environment.
* Have Fokol respect for other Off Road Users.
* NEVER accept guidance/spotting/advice/knowledge/info etc. from others.
...and MOST importantly, you must be firmly committed to the need to...
* Suip en Druif...
* A Facebook group where the only thing you all have in Kommin - is a sticker & no culture, breeding or manners...
To qualify you need to:
* Prioritize mods over maintenance (Fit 35's but your brake lights are faulty.
* Prioritize poser items over essentials (Lightbar before Bashplates for example).
* Use as much gusto as you can to do an obstacle, then jump out, raise your arms & say Woohoo! like you just conquered Everest
* Think that MILF includes your own mom.
* Belong to a Sticker Spotter group *.
* Say 'Ag issit, hey' when some points out your are not playing by the rules.
* Have scant respect for nature & the environment.
* Have Fokol respect for other Off Road Users.
* NEVER accept guidance/spotting/advice/knowledge/info etc. from others.
...and MOST importantly, you must be firmly committed to the need to...
* Suip en Druif...
* A Facebook group where the only thing you all have in Kommin - is a sticker & no culture, breeding or manners...
"No one ever got stuck - in mid air!"
2010 Fortuner D-4D 4x4 'Fearless'
2006 Conqueror Conquest 'Gearless'
2010 Fortuner D-4D 4x4 'Fearless'
2006 Conqueror Conquest 'Gearless'
- iandvl
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Mad Manny wrote:
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* Think that MILF includes your own mom.
* Belong to a Sticker Spotter group
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Your MILF comment cracked me up. I lulzed.
I think I know the sticker group you are referring to. Part of my suspension reasons were citing me for an attack on other members by mentioning it was têppit. But I reckon the mod in question was grasping at straws...
Seriously, I actually like the boggin tag. And I will use it regularly henceforth...
Patrol 4.5 GRX
Ian de Villiers
Patrol 4.5 GRX
Jurgens XT65 2x0 with Super Select Zero
ORRA: H80
Patrol 4.5 GRX
Jurgens XT65 2x0 with Super Select Zero
ORRA: H80
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St Ives has one of the most famous surfing beaches in Britain Kurt … but would also be good to test the
pebble/boulder-bed abilities of your rig Kurt…
pebble/boulder-bed abilities of your rig Kurt…
... Famous Fiver VoorLoper ...
... Veni Vidi Vici ...
... Veni Vidi Vici ...
- iandvl
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You mean it has the only surfing beach in the UK ?BushWacker wrote:St Ives has one of the most famous surfing beaches in Britain Kurt … but would also be good to test the
pebble/boulder-bed abilities of your rig Kurt…
Patrol 4.5 GRX
Ian de Villiers
Patrol 4.5 GRX
Jurgens XT65 2x0 with Super Select Zero
ORRA: H80
Patrol 4.5 GRX
Jurgens XT65 2x0 with Super Select Zero
ORRA: H80
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… ‘beach’ is not like J-Bay,
only about 150m long and
Kurts rig would struggle
to get down to sea level.
… and Kurt would have to wear
mega clod-hopper ‘Caterpillar’boots
to walk along it, which would look strange
for him as a banker in a pin-stripe suit …
only about 150m long and
Kurts rig would struggle
to get down to sea level.
… and Kurt would have to wear
mega clod-hopper ‘Caterpillar’boots
to walk along it, which would look strange
for him as a banker in a pin-stripe suit …
... Famous Fiver VoorLoper ...
... Veni Vidi Vici ...
... Veni Vidi Vici ...
- Redman
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Arguably ASPW finest video till date...
Not only are the Patrol drivers here in Kangarooville easy to spot, you can hear them from a mile away. Even after they've left you can easily identify their presence...
(Something in the Patrol's steering rack means that when they turn around, the throttle automatically opens up)
But to put it in perspective, proportionally there are a lot of Patrol's on the road down here. A lot of options even if you earn minimum wage.
https://www.carsales.com.au/cars/nissan ... der-25000/
Imagine every Polo driver in RSA had a Patrol...
That being said, the Cruiser guy's (especially the 80 Series and to some extent 100 Series owners) are trying their best to catch up with the Patrol Bogan's. They still need to work on their mullet game, but driving style makes them the runner up for the Best Bogan
Not only are the Patrol drivers here in Kangarooville easy to spot, you can hear them from a mile away. Even after they've left you can easily identify their presence...
(Something in the Patrol's steering rack means that when they turn around, the throttle automatically opens up)
But to put it in perspective, proportionally there are a lot of Patrol's on the road down here. A lot of options even if you earn minimum wage.
https://www.carsales.com.au/cars/nissan ... der-25000/
Imagine every Polo driver in RSA had a Patrol...
That being said, the Cruiser guy's (especially the 80 Series and to some extent 100 Series owners) are trying their best to catch up with the Patrol Bogan's. They still need to work on their mullet game, but driving style makes them the runner up for the Best Bogan