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Manny....

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 12:08 pm
by Apocalypse
Got this story via a mutual friend.

Seems Manny spent the weekend in jail.


A Cop on the Woesrand walks out in the street and sees Manny
coming down the main street with nothing on but his hair and his boots (and his mask obviously)
so he arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you walking around
like this?"

Manny says, "Well it's like this. I was in the bar down the
road and this pretty little red head asks me to come home with her . So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off
my shirt... so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my
pants so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my
shorts ...so I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to
town big boy... '.

"And here I am."

Re: Manny....

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 5:20 pm
by Mike Nel
I think Manuel did this on more than just one occasion

Re: Manny....

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 6:58 pm
by KurtG
I call Fake news bullshit!

No woman would chat Manny up. EVER!!!

Re: Manny....

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 8:30 pm
by Johannes
:lol: :lol:

Re: Manny....

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 8:50 pm
by LesseW
Definitely Manny, he does not understand love languages ....

Re: Manny....

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 9:05 pm
by BushWacker
LesseW wrote:
Sun Jul 19, 2020 8:50 pm
Definitely Manny, he does not understand love languages ....
... he never went to a “Finishing School” ...

Re: Manny....

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2020 8:07 am
by HenriSteyn
He must still be in jail.

No response from him yet.

Re: Manny....

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2020 8:02 pm
by Apocalypse
Apparently the house doctor has wrecked tile problems.

Re: Manny....

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2020 3:59 pm
by ThysleRoux
KurtG wrote:
Sun Jul 19, 2020 6:58 pm
I call Fake news bullshit!

No woman would chat Manny up. EVER!!!
Must be fake news - Manny refuses to wear a mask, even though he should be on a permanent basis, Covid or no Covid.........

Re: Manny....

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2020 4:53 pm
by KurtG
I know where Manny was today:

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Re: Manny....

Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2020 8:34 am
by Apocalypse
I hope that wasn’t our Manny.

If he got hosed down the hair would clog up all of Cape Towns drains!