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Apocalypse
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Got this story via a mutual friend.

Seems Manny spent the weekend in jail.


A Cop on the Woesrand walks out in the street and sees Manny
coming down the main street with nothing on but his hair and his boots (and his mask obviously)
so he arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you walking around
like this?"

Manny says, "Well it's like this. I was in the bar down the
road and this pretty little red head asks me to come home with her . So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off
my shirt... so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my
pants so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my
shorts ...so I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to
town big boy... '.

"And here I am."
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I think Manuel did this on more than just one occasion
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I call Fake news bullshit!

No woman would chat Manny up. EVER!!!
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:lol: :lol:
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Definitely Manny, he does not understand love languages ....
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LesseW wrote: ↑
Sun Jul 19, 2020 8:50 pm
 Definitely Manny, he does not understand love languages ....
... he never went to a “Finishing School” ...
... Famous Fiver VoorLoper ...
... Veni Vidi Vici ...
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He must still be in jail.

No response from him yet.
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Apparently the house doctor has wrecked tile problems.
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KurtG wrote: ↑
Sun Jul 19, 2020 6:58 pm
 I call Fake news bullshit!

No woman would chat Manny up. EVER!!!
Must be fake news - Manny refuses to wear a mask, even though he should be on a permanent basis, Covid or no Covid.........
I refuse to be POLITICALLY CORRECT to impress others - Deal with it
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I know where Manny was today:

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I hope that wasn’t our Manny.

If he got hosed down the hair would clog up all of Cape Towns drains!
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