I had this blue practice mortar mounted on the spare wheel of my Samurai, where one normally mounts your spade. I got home one day and the neighbor came running over and told me the Bomb Squad is looking for me. They want to talk to me. He gives me a phone number. I phone the number.
Whats up I asked. He tells me I have a bomb mounted on the back of my car. How do you know I asked. So, someone took a photo of my car with the bomb on it and sent it to the bomb squad. I tell him it is a practice mortar not a bomb. Highly illegal to have stuff like that, I must take it to the nearest police station IMMEDIATELY. So I unbolt the 'bomb' and took it to my guy at the police station. He knows what it is and thinks it is lovely. But he is not aware that it is illegal to have. He send me to a lady officer. She thinks it is pretty. She phones the number and got told it is illegal to have goodies like that, they will come and collect it. They never told me who sent the photo. But I think it was one of my enemies in the complex where I live.
I had to get rid of all my bombs in case the bomb squad come visit me.
