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Ricoffy
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What happened to the chicken coop duster driving capetonian?
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He smashed his Duster.
Surprisingly his insurance paid.
Then they broke in to his Duster.
He had to replace a window.
Then he tore a tyre & can't find a Yokohama Geosidesplitter 235/60 16" anywhere.
As soon as he does, it goes & he gets a serious Off Roader - the Nissan X-Trail.
Or he may get a Lexus, they're just assessing if he has sufficient style & class...

Other than the bad luck, he is having no luck at all...
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So it’s 100% confirmed that he won’t be getting the Lexus
Flex is overrated

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I hope he gets his issues sorted. The forum is quiet without him
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He drove the Lexus NX200t all weekend - now he regrets all the years wasted driving Euro trash...
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Hi there. I’m around, just busier than a cucumber in a woman’s prison.

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... not sure if ones allowed to change
from a Duster up to a Lexus ...
Famous Fiver ...
Veni Vidi Vici ...

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XJ Junkie wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:32 am
Hi there. I’m around, just busier than a cucumber in a woman’s prison.

Manny is correct on all matters Image
You are obviously not that busy!

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Mike Nel
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He’s now called X Trail Junkie
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Isn’t the X-trail just a Qashqai with a taller body?
Flex is overrated

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Mike Nel wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 9:00 pm
He’s now called X Trail Junkie
... who called him that ?
Famous Fiver ...
Veni Vidi Vici ...

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BushWacker wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 10:38 pm
Mike Nel wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 9:00 pm
He’s now called X Trail Junkie
... who called him that ?
I call him that because he drives an X Trail these days instead of an XJ.
2017 Land Cruiser 200
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Image

There she is
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That's a nice colour! What colour was the complementary fanny pack that came with it?
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Also blue
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